Zack has that Justin Bieber, please believe it.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber from Justin Bieber      

The 29 Whitest Family Photos of All Time.

This sh*t is epic.

You don't understand...this is just 7 of 29. TWENTY-NINE!!! Please do yourself a favor and check out the complete list here.

Prop 8: Rap Edition

So, my long-time potnadem, Tiff McFavour Williams, sent me a link over the weekend. Apparently, there is a tumblr devoted entirely to unintentional gay rap lyrics. When I tell you the contents therein are HYSTERICAL...shawwwty.  Whew.  I offer you 2 quotes and this photograph:

1. MEEK MILL: “They call me ‘Mr. Fuck-a-Nigga’, I don’t need a Hoe” via YMCMB MMG

2. CRAIG MACK: “I got emcees melting in my mouth & not inside my hand” via Making Moves with Puff

3.  O_O

EPIC sh*t talk: Bankhead Edition

"Top 10 muhf*ckas who ain't never been robbed, how 'bout that? Let's do that list." - T.I., expressing his views on MTV's "Hottest MCs in the Game" list.

$91,500 t-shirt, anyone?

Where can you find New York City's most expensive t-shirt?  Obvi at the Hermés store on Madison Avenue. For only $91,500 you, too, can purchase this fabulously luxurious crocodile shirt. Thanks to The Awl for showing me how peasant-y I really am.

"Forgive me for not having pictures of the t-shirt itself; photographs are forbidden at the Hermès store, most probably as an anti-knockoff policy, or possibly to keep secret the fact that there are t-shirts that cost MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR ACTUALLY QUITE DECENT CARS.

Also we should point out that the sales tax alone would be around $8000. (I mean, obviously you would get it shipped out-of-state to not pay that tax, but still!)"

A shot of the t-shirt from the Hermés mens spring runway:

xx,
j

#Dead...or, should I say, #UNDEAD

Geico x Count Dracula = FUNNY LIKE SH*T

The Power of Words.

Gotta be careful how you say sh*t. This was SUPPOSED to be about basketball, lol

Spotted in my FB News Feed thanks to young Will Myers.

Soooooo Nelly, explain this sh*t.

Nelly 2013


Nelly 2003


I understand that a lot can change in 10 years but, no.

FUN FACT: The ONE consistency over the years is Nelly's unabashed willingness to wear doo rags in public. O_O

Timberlake keeps it G

Welllllll, not "G" but, he definitely handled the Kanye question in a legit manner, lol.

Oprah's Tig Ol Bitties.

Terrence Howard for president.

#dead

Politics all the way Tooned Up.

BuzzFeed did this funny a** list about politicians and their cartoon dopplegangers.  See the entire list here.

Hillary Clinton as Mother Rabbit.

Nancy Pelosi as Lady.

Denis McDonough as Shenzi.

Paul Ryan as Copper.

Corey Booker as Rajah.

Chris Christie as Baloo.

John McCain as Mr. Busy.

John Boehner as Kaa.

Channing all over your Tatum.

Lolololol, #classicTV



Magic Mike x Django x Jimmy Kimmel.

Charlie Brown Gets Trill

"Deez Nuts" is a new body of work by Australian-born, Tokyo-based artist Mark Drew. Charles M. Schulz’s "Peanuts" got hit w/ a '90s hip-hop twist. This sh*t is dooooooooooope, lol.

Shout out to young VaLiesha Brown (via Kemba Hendrix). Good to know I'm not the only lawyer w/ a sense of humor.

Zero. Dark. Fifty.

The real hunt for Osama, lol.

#dead

WOW.

This. Sh*t. Is. Absurd.



"Jesus Christ is my n*gga."

Hate hate hate, lololololololol.

This is some funny sh*t.

So what if I told you there was a rap group called "Thug Friends"???

And they had a song called "Drunk Off Titty Milk"



Check out more from these guys, here.

Conversations w/ Mickey: The Eclipse CONDOMinium Edition

Ok, so that's my view. Below is our g chat from earlier today.



" mickey: ...u feel like girls have been throwing the box at you since you closed on the condo?

me: no not really
but if they already liked me and see it
welllllllllll

mickey: ...

mickey: lol they see they gotta be buzzed in and then the box is fed-ex'ed to the front door

me: lolololololololol"

Philosophies, by Justin Paul

Moments ago, whilst shooting the proverbial "sh*t" with the goons, young Justin Paul shed light on a very divisive topic among men and women.  Suppose the question was posed, "Why when a man has sex with a bunch of women, he's called a 'pimp' or a 'player' but, when a woman does it, she's called a 'hoe' or 'slut'???"  

So glad you asked.  Justin, take it away:

"Well, a key that opens every lock is called a 'Master key.'  However, a lock that can be opened by any key is broken."

lololololol.  It's the way of the world!

Follow him here.

Chris Rock, FTW!

This guy always delivers.