#Dead...or, should I say, #UNDEAD

Geico x Count Dracula = FUNNY LIKE SH*T

Oprah's Tig Ol Bitties.

Terrence Howard for president.

#dead

So what if I told you there was a rap group called "Thug Friends"???

And they had a song called "Drunk Off Titty Milk"



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Conversations w/ Mickey: The Eclipse CONDOMinium Edition

Ok, so that's my view. Below is our g chat from earlier today.



" mickey: ...u feel like girls have been throwing the box at you since you closed on the condo?

me: no not really
but if they already liked me and see it
welllllllllll

mickey: ...

mickey: lol they see they gotta be buzzed in and then the box is fed-ex'ed to the front door

me: lolololololololol"

Lil' Wayne v. Quincy Jones III: the hilarious deposition

Of all the f*cks that could be given, Lil' Wayne gave none.  He is suing Quincy Jones III over the use of his music in a documentary made of himself.

Fast forward to my favorite part at 4:53. "You know he can't save you right? In the real world. That guy right there. *points to judge* He can't save you in the real world. Just so you know."

check it out here, here and here.

What's Up With Black People Eating Folks?

No, but really.  Formerly reserved for the Dahmers of the world, zombies are making a comeback.  I guess they weren't going to let those vampires and werewolves outshine them.  But for those zombies out there trying to get their dine on, just know that people in the hood don't play that sh*t:



And for those repping team zombie, you can cop your zombie sweaters here:

G.I. Joe PSA

#dead

Conversations with Mickey.

This lovely Monday afternoon on g-chat, Mickey begins our conversation with, and I quote, "YOU CAN'T MULTI-TASK N*GGA!!!"  At the time, I was more than confused...so, Mickey had to school me right quick.  While I consider myself an avid Future fan, his "Same Damn Time" (remix) slipped under the radar due to an...ummmm, well, we don't need to get into alllllllll that.  #movingon
















"But, this level of ish talking Diddy is bringing....man listen...only Mark Zuckerberg can fix this lolol" - Mickey

Future - "Same Damn Time"


I had to listen...Mickey was right.

Song highlights:  "Say you got that 550? you talking 'bout that benz, n*gga. Say I got that 550? I'm talking 'bout them M's N*GGA! " ===> Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Follow her @mekthemba

Brian McKnight just got real.

"Let me show you how your p*ssy works..." - Brian McKnight ===> O_O I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.

This sh*t is Amazing. John Oliver X Herman Cain

WOW.

This that sh*t I don't like.

Nah, I'm lying. I fox w/ this the long ways. Dude's name is Chief Keef. He's from Chicago. I'll bet he's one of those shorties Yeezy was tombot on "Theraflu" ===> "I'm from where shorties f*cked up, double-cupped up...might even kill somebody and youtube it."

Cookin' with Coolio

Cookin' with Coolio, the Ghetto Gourmet

Fork Steak & Ghetallian Garlic Bread

Where in theeee heck have I been that almost an entire season of "Cookin' with Coolio" has been on and I haven't heard about it?! Coolio keeps it way real showing you how to take hot sauce and a dime bag of season salt to make a gor-may meal. Other episodes include: soul rolls, tricked out westside tilapia, and fall off the bone chicken. A gangster's paradise, indeed.

PAUSE!!!

Highlighting some of THE MOST pause-worthy moments in recent history...

Jason Terry

(start watching at the 0:30 sec mark)

Chris Bosh

(pleeeeeeeeeease listen to the commentary)

AND then, there's this.


Dwight Howard


Beanie Sigel

(this music is OD funny)

Drizzy Drake

(0:40 sec mark...THANK YOU)

Even Spike Lee has fallen victim: Sorry Spike.


Mr. Cee (yeah, that was a low-blow...PUN intended)

Welllllllllllllllllll, I guess you can't really pause THIS.

That's like Lil B tryna pause the name of his album. #notgonnahappen

Almond Brown


And of course, we can't forget the ORIGINAL "light on the loafers" duo:::
Antione Mayweather and Blaine Edwards.

inadvertently sexual company logos

A collection of company logos full of sexual innuendo. c'monson.

Brazilian Institute of Oriental Studies

Catholic Archdiocesan Youth Commission

Obama got JOKES!!!

This is the FUNNIEST sh*t I've seen in...EVER. Barry be goin' on.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch from 9:50-10:14. WOW.

Slow Jams For Jesus.

Yeah, THAT just happened.


Shoutout to CJ for posting this on his FB status...#suuuuuuuuuuuuperDEAD