Moët & Chandon Vending Machines

 

Ever go shopping and think, "Man, I wish I had a Swarovski-bejeweled mini bottle of champagne right now"? Well, Selfridges is answering the call with a Moët & Chandon vending machine. You can now enjoy your holiday shopping just a wee bit more at $30 a pop.

 

xo,

j

Kendrick's Quarterly.

Compton's finest was named RAPPER OF THE YEAR. Dope! Well deserved.

Smooth Criminals.

Dear Police, 

Don't pull me over unless that patty wagon doubles as a time machine.  If you're gonna arrest me, you better take my a** back to the 20s. Let me be great.

From a Young G's Perspective.

We don't get to see enough educated perspectives on sh*t. This is dope.


I'm calling it now. That's me, Justin, Sav and Donte in 50.

The Art of the Musical Comeback: Timberlake Edition

JT has the formula for being back like he never left.  Alls you gotta do is follow these 7 steps. Sheesh.

1.  Put out music.

2.  Have Jay-Z feature on your first single.


3.  Then, have him perform his verse EVERY TIME you perform the song...EVERY TIME.




4.  Then, announce you're going on a stadium tour with him this summer.













5.  Host Saturday Night Live.


6.  Then, have all the legendary hosts from years past appear in your opening skit.


7.  Be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon for an entire week straight.

Politics all the way Tooned Up.

BuzzFeed did this funny a** list about politicians and their cartoon dopplegangers.  See the entire list here.

Hillary Clinton as Mother Rabbit.

Nancy Pelosi as Lady.

Denis McDonough as Shenzi.

Paul Ryan as Copper.

Corey Booker as Rajah.

Chris Christie as Baloo.

John McCain as Mr. Busy.

John Boehner as Kaa.

Channing all over your Tatum.

Lolololol, #classicTV



Magic Mike x Django x Jimmy Kimmel.

Charlie Brown Gets Trill

"Deez Nuts" is a new body of work by Australian-born, Tokyo-based artist Mark Drew. Charles M. Schulz’s "Peanuts" got hit w/ a '90s hip-hop twist. This sh*t is dooooooooooope, lol.

Shout out to young VaLiesha Brown (via Kemba Hendrix). Good to know I'm not the only lawyer w/ a sense of humor.

Honor Roll x Black History Month!

My potna'dem/marketing guru, Young Chris Duncan, also owns a streetwear brand ===> Honor Roll Clothing Group. This is the dope sh*t they have for you this February. *black power fist*

I'ma be here...and I'ma cop that.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand peep this dope sh*t! Learn something!

HRCG Black History Month Viral from Honor Roll Clothing Group on Vimeo.

Fly sh*t, Tie sh*t.

Vulpin. Brush. Need that. But can't have it 'cause it's sold out. Allllllll'uh'emmmm, smh.

That's that sh*t I DO like.

Barbados' FINEst.

Geez. Us. I'll take 3...V magazines I mean.

Bowtie Pimpin' (revisited)

These sh*ts are fresh as f*ck. Bowtie bracelets. I need these in my life. Getcho's rightchea.

Stuff I'm Pissed I Didn't Get

I don't know what has come over me lately.  It may be the new job...it may be the hype of the season and SALES...hey, it's probably both.  I've never been the one to wait in long lines to get some limited edition "coveted" items, but here are some things that I'm sad I missed out on:

Two pieces I really wanted from the H&M x Maison Martin Margiela collab that they didn't have at the location I went to:

Silver Candy Wrapper Clutch:

this amaze Bodysuit:

Next thing I missed out on was a hat that I've been eyeing since Beyonce rocked it at the Barclay's Center while performing with Jay-Z. A leather Mitchell & Ness Brooklyn Nets hat with the snakeskin bill. I've been stalking this thing since October, and it was released on Black Friday in a limited quantity only at the Billionaire Boys Club in NYC. Suffice it to say, I was too late. I am guessing that was probably for the best, though, as one hat was a whopping $800.

My final (and most painful) regret was a little find on Rue La La.  A Chanel Black Lambskin LAX Mini Pouchette Bag.  I always sign on a few minutes too late and the best things are always SOLD OUT. *le sigh*

But I have faith in the world. I know that there will always be more cool stuff to buy. After all, it is chri$tmas season. lol

Hate hate hate, lololololololol.

This is some funny sh*t.

I Don't Make Moonshine...But, I Make the Moon Shine.

This is Clyde Moonshine, singer AND producer extraordinaire.
You may know him by his government, Byron McGriff.
He's dope as sh*t.


BTW, sh*t be dope.


Anyway, he just dropped this:

It's going for the low too! Rightchea.

Oh yeah, and he's also making a guest appearance on my debut project, "Successfully Lost."

Boom.

Doug Whatley of the Muhf*ckin' Whatleys.

I know this guy.
He dropped his first project a couple weeks ago.
It's called "I am Here."
Download it, nowish.

Still not motivated???
Well, on top of all that, he has the dopest webpage song EVER. Jesus.
And, he juuuuuuuuuuuuust so happened to engineer and mix my entire debut project ("Successfully Lost")...which will be dropping VERY, very soon, btw.
Oh yeah, and I'm on a song!!!

Anyway, check him out rightchea.

AND ANOTHER THING, he threw an album release party in his f*ckin' house!!! This is what you missed.

Once again, check him out rightchea.

Drop. Dead.

Today is a proud day.  My bro, my fam-bamily, my pontificator on the joys of Aryan brotherhood. (ok, maybe not the last one, lolololol) decided to letch'all know that he is, in fact, a dope a** rapper.  Sav has OFFICIALLY released his debut mixtape, "Drop Dead."  He must've been in a giving mood b/c he also put out this fye a** video.



Salute this man.

Artwork and tracklist:

Cop that sh*t here.

Summertime, Winter fashion???

The 4th is right around the corner.

I know it's hot.
I know you're not thinking about Winter, AT ALL.
But, while you're scarfing these things down (as I presume you will be)...
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Wait for it...
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Look @ these dope a** scarves! (special shouts out to my Facebook mini-feed for putting me on, lol)

Three Ring Chain in Cranberry.

The Soopascarf in Citron.

Odysseo.

Hippius in Sand and Ocean Spray.

Dookie Rope in Snow.

As you can see, some chick named Yokoo makes scarves. Cop yours here.  I think she's having a sale or something...probably b/c it's hot as sh*t outside.  But, you might as well get while the getting's good.

Iggy the Model

That seems about right. Miss Iggy Azalea, the Grand Hustle-signed Aussie rapper, has just inked a deal with famed modeling agency Wilhelmina International, Inc.  After being the first ever female lyricist to be featured in XXL's freshman class, the hate has been real.  I'm sure this modeling gig will only add fuel to the fire.  With all of this hype, her yet to be released album "The New Classic" better be FIRE!  But again...even if it isn't, being a gorgeous 22 year old with dope style means that you can't really lose.