Successfully Lost LP: The Countdown.

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Road Trip.

My new video.
"Road Trip"
Dir. Awful Media

Prop 8: Rap Edition

So, my long-time potnadem, Tiff McFavour Williams, sent me a link over the weekend. Apparently, there is a tumblr devoted entirely to unintentional gay rap lyrics. When I tell you the contents therein are HYSTERICAL...shawwwty.  Whew.  I offer you 2 quotes and this photograph:

1. MEEK MILL: “They call me ‘Mr. Fuck-a-Nigga’, I don’t need a Hoe” via YMCMB MMG

2. CRAIG MACK: “I got emcees melting in my mouth & not inside my hand” via Making Moves with Puff

3.  O_O

EPIC sh*t talk: Bankhead Edition

"Top 10 muhf*ckas who ain't never been robbed, how 'bout that? Let's do that list." - T.I., expressing his views on MTV's "Hottest MCs in the Game" list.

$91,500 t-shirt, anyone?

Where can you find New York City's most expensive t-shirt?  Obvi at the Hermés store on Madison Avenue. For only $91,500 you, too, can purchase this fabulously luxurious crocodile shirt. Thanks to The Awl for showing me how peasant-y I really am.

"Forgive me for not having pictures of the t-shirt itself; photographs are forbidden at the Hermès store, most probably as an anti-knockoff policy, or possibly to keep secret the fact that there are t-shirts that cost MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR ACTUALLY QUITE DECENT CARS.

Also we should point out that the sales tax alone would be around $8000. (I mean, obviously you would get it shipped out-of-state to not pay that tax, but still!)"

A shot of the t-shirt from the Hermés mens spring runway:

xx,
j

From a Young G's Perspective.

We don't get to see enough educated perspectives on sh*t. This is dope.


I'm calling it now. That's me, Justin, Sav and Donte in 50.

Bow Down, b*tches

When Queen Bey tells you to bow down, you just automatically do it without a thought. Obviously. It's BEYONCE'!!!  She went all the way in on this one. Get your first listen below:

xo,
jn

#Dead...or, should I say, #UNDEAD

Geico x Count Dracula = FUNNY LIKE SH*T

The Art of the Musical Comeback: Timberlake Edition

JT has the formula for being back like he never left.  Alls you gotta do is follow these 7 steps. Sheesh.

1.  Put out music.

2.  Have Jay-Z feature on your first single.


3.  Then, have him perform his verse EVERY TIME you perform the song...EVERY TIME.




4.  Then, announce you're going on a stadium tour with him this summer.













5.  Host Saturday Night Live.


6.  Then, have all the legendary hosts from years past appear in your opening skit.


7.  Be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon for an entire week straight.

The Power of Words.

Gotta be careful how you say sh*t. This was SUPPOSED to be about basketball, lol

Spotted in my FB News Feed thanks to young Will Myers.