Prop 8: Rap Edition

So, my long-time potnadem, Tiff McFavour Williams, sent me a link over the weekend. Apparently, there is a tumblr devoted entirely to unintentional gay rap lyrics. When I tell you the contents therein are HYSTERICAL...shawwwty.  Whew.  I offer you 2 quotes and this photograph:

1. MEEK MILL: “They call me ‘Mr. Fuck-a-Nigga’, I don’t need a Hoe” via YMCMB MMG

2. CRAIG MACK: “I got emcees melting in my mouth & not inside my hand” via Making Moves with Puff

3.  O_O

Frank Ocean: 50 Shades of Gay

BIG UPS to Mr. Frank Ocean who seems to have come out of the closet via his tumblr page, posting an open letter stating, 

"4 summers ago I met somebody. I was 19 years old. He was too. We spent that summer, and the summer after, together.  Everyday almost.  And on the days we were together, time would glide. Most of the day I'd see him, and his smile. I'd hear his conversation and his silence...until it was time to sleep. Sleep I would often share with him. By the time I realized I was in love, it was malignant. It was hopeless. There was no escaping."

Though some have said it to be a stunt to publicize his upcoming album Channel Orange, I think that he is being genuine and commend him for taking such a risk.  How do you think this will affect his audience and album sales?  Do you think Frank will be the next gay icon a la Lady Gaga or Liza Minnelli? 

At least Frank has good friends that have his back and are willing to take some of those ladies off of his hands.  Tyler the Creator (@fucktyler) tweets:

PAUSE!!!

Highlighting some of THE MOST pause-worthy moments in recent history...

Jason Terry

(start watching at the 0:30 sec mark)

Chris Bosh

(pleeeeeeeeeease listen to the commentary)

AND then, there's this.


Dwight Howard


Beanie Sigel

(this music is OD funny)

Drizzy Drake

(0:40 sec mark...THANK YOU)

Even Spike Lee has fallen victim: Sorry Spike.


Mr. Cee (yeah, that was a low-blow...PUN intended)

Welllllllllllllllllll, I guess you can't really pause THIS.

That's like Lil B tryna pause the name of his album. #notgonnahappen

Almond Brown


And of course, we can't forget the ORIGINAL "light on the loafers" duo:::
Antione Mayweather and Blaine Edwards.