$91,500 t-shirt, anyone?

Where can you find New York City's most expensive t-shirt?  Obvi at the Hermés store on Madison Avenue. For only $91,500 you, too, can purchase this fabulously luxurious crocodile shirt. Thanks to The Awl for showing me how peasant-y I really am.

"Forgive me for not having pictures of the t-shirt itself; photographs are forbidden at the Hermès store, most probably as an anti-knockoff policy, or possibly to keep secret the fact that there are t-shirts that cost MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR ACTUALLY QUITE DECENT CARS.

Also we should point out that the sales tax alone would be around $8000. (I mean, obviously you would get it shipped out-of-state to not pay that tax, but still!)"

A shot of the t-shirt from the Hermés mens spring runway:

xx,
j

Black people: The Truth EXPOSED!

Dear brothers (and sisters) from another color:

We here at www.supergilles.com realize that race is always a sensitive subject. That's precisely why we decided to give y'all a lil' more insight into what certain behaviors within the black community actually translate to. The significance may surprise you.

This whole time you thought we were:

a. Being obnoxious by improperly talking into a cellphone while it is on speaker, even though we can easily hold it up to our ear.



In actuality, we are avoiding brain cancer.



b. Putting gaudy jewelry into our mouth because we thought it was fashionable.



In actuality, we are stock-piling assets in preparation for a Ron Paul presidency.



c. Leaving the house without a shirt, knowing that we will not be able to enter most business establishments.



In actuality, we are avoiding tan lines at all costs.

d.  Buying Chrysler 300s because...well, I don't know why y'all think we buy 300s.

In actuality, we are single-handedly supporting the domestic automotive industry.  We buy American.

e.  Eating chicken because it is delicious.

In actuality, we receive huge sums of money from a SuperPAC funded almost entirely by the Chic-Fil-A cows.  The deliciousness, while true, is merely a bi-product of our fundraising.  Before you ask, we use most of this money to reinvest in the economy, through Chrysler.

f.  Buying True Religion jeans.

In actuality, we are proudly wearing our conservative values to help promote bi-partisan dialogue.

g.  Cheating on our wives with white women.

In actuality, we're getting revenge on Thomas Jefferson.

We truly hope this has been informative for you all today, lolololol. Happy 4th!!!

This sh*t is Amazing. John Oliver X Herman Cain

WOW.

It's Funny 'Cause It's True.

Soooooooooo, which one of these is NOT a joke???

Highlights:
"You ever been jacked by a real thug n*gga like me?!?"
"Is this a cardigans, cuh?"
"N*gga cause I'm a Christian, n*gga...I gangbang but I go to church too."
"My n*gga and yo' skinny jeans are amazing. I meant to tell you that earlier when you walked to the bathroom."

Highlights:
"Be whoever you wanna be...love whoever you wanna love."
"If Clue (DJ Clue) can't squash this, then it's over."
"Then, I'ma get my big homies on the phone, that like n*ggas and they gon' rape that n*gga! Bend that n*gga over and stick it in that n*gga's booty!"

Wrong. Ray J was serious.

3 things I learned from Black Women in 2011

1.
"I can't...with you."
I don't know where this phrase came from but, 1 thing's for damn sure, it's here to stay.
2.
It's not a celebration until Cami Cakes have made an appearance. This may be a regional phenomenon so we'll give this one the "black women in Atlanta" stamp.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd drumroll please...
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3. A show about women in ambiguous romantic relationships with B list celebrities is ALWAYS good tv.
"The Game"

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

"Single Ladies"

"Love and Hip Hop"

:*D

AARP Presents "Rack City"

Rap music has been keeping folks young for decades now...Good to know it hasn't lost a step.

He did mouth the N word tho...O_O But, if this guy can say it, *shrugs*.