WOW.

This. Sh*t. Is. Absurd.



"Jesus Christ is my n*gga."

Successfully Lost (EP).

I come bearing gifts. My debut EP. It's been a long time coming. Download your copy for FREE rightchea.

Stuff I'm Pissed I Didn't Get

I don't know what has come over me lately.  It may be the new job...it may be the hype of the season and SALES...hey, it's probably both.  I've never been the one to wait in long lines to get some limited edition "coveted" items, but here are some things that I'm sad I missed out on:

Two pieces I really wanted from the H&M x Maison Martin Margiela collab that they didn't have at the location I went to:

Silver Candy Wrapper Clutch:

this amaze Bodysuit:

Next thing I missed out on was a hat that I've been eyeing since Beyonce rocked it at the Barclay's Center while performing with Jay-Z. A leather Mitchell & Ness Brooklyn Nets hat with the snakeskin bill. I've been stalking this thing since October, and it was released on Black Friday in a limited quantity only at the Billionaire Boys Club in NYC. Suffice it to say, I was too late. I am guessing that was probably for the best, though, as one hat was a whopping $800.

My final (and most painful) regret was a little find on Rue La La.  A Chanel Black Lambskin LAX Mini Pouchette Bag.  I always sign on a few minutes too late and the best things are always SOLD OUT. *le sigh*

But I have faith in the world. I know that there will always be more cool stuff to buy. After all, it is chri$tmas season. lol

Hate hate hate, lololololololol.

This is some funny sh*t.

I Don't Make Moonshine...But, I Make the Moon Shine.

This is Clyde Moonshine, singer AND producer extraordinaire.
You may know him by his government, Byron McGriff.
He's dope as sh*t.


BTW, sh*t be dope.


Anyway, he just dropped this:

It's going for the low too! Rightchea.

Oh yeah, and he's also making a guest appearance on my debut project, "Successfully Lost."

Boom.

Doug Whatley of the Muhf*ckin' Whatleys.

I know this guy.
He dropped his first project a couple weeks ago.
It's called "I am Here."
Download it, nowish.

Still not motivated???
Well, on top of all that, he has the dopest webpage song EVER. Jesus.
And, he juuuuuuuuuuuuust so happened to engineer and mix my entire debut project ("Successfully Lost")...which will be dropping VERY, very soon, btw.
Oh yeah, and I'm on a song!!!

Anyway, check him out rightchea.

AND ANOTHER THING, he threw an album release party in his f*ckin' house!!! This is what you missed.

Once again, check him out rightchea.

So what if I told you there was a rap group called "Thug Friends"???

And they had a song called "Drunk Off Titty Milk"



Check out more from these guys, here.

Conversations w/ Mickey: The Eclipse CONDOMinium Edition

Ok, so that's my view. Below is our g chat from earlier today.



" mickey: ...u feel like girls have been throwing the box at you since you closed on the condo?

me: no not really
but if they already liked me and see it
welllllllllll

mickey: ...

mickey: lol they see they gotta be buzzed in and then the box is fed-ex'ed to the front door

me: lolololololololol"

Lil' Wayne v. Quincy Jones III: the hilarious deposition

Of all the f*cks that could be given, Lil' Wayne gave none.  He is suing Quincy Jones III over the use of his music in a documentary made of himself.

Fast forward to my favorite part at 4:53. "You know he can't save you right? In the real world. That guy right there. *points to judge* He can't save you in the real world. Just so you know."

check it out here, here and here.

Philosophies, by Justin Paul

Moments ago, whilst shooting the proverbial "sh*t" with the goons, young Justin Paul shed light on a very divisive topic among men and women.  Suppose the question was posed, "Why when a man has sex with a bunch of women, he's called a 'pimp' or a 'player' but, when a woman does it, she's called a 'hoe' or 'slut'???"  

So glad you asked.  Justin, take it away:

"Well, a key that opens every lock is called a 'Master key.'  However, a lock that can be opened by any key is broken."

lololololol.  It's the way of the world!

Follow him here.