JAY MUHF*CKIN' WEST MIXTAPE!

DRUGS + CANDY::: Jay West's biracial a** tape...ok ok, but it is MIXED...

CLICKETH THINE A** HERE:::
http://usershare.net/448wtb6mc849

I'M 3!!!

3 years ago today, (4.27.07) I, along with Julian Smith, Aaron Snipes, Travis Meadows, and Liban Bekele, entered the GREATEST FRATERNITY IN THE WORLD.

Spring 2007
"Punishing" Pi D^2

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KIELY WILLIAMS - SPECTACULAR

Visuals: B-
Audio: B-
Message: um, is there a letter before "A"?

P.S.A.: endorsed by Kashif Forbes

FYI::: THAT's the chick from 3LW...
*OFFICIALLY made "crush" status*

GILLES SIGHTING!

"Gilles...I look familiar 'cause I'm out a lot..."

Me.
Policy.
Last Tuesday. (4-20-10)
What was supposed to be a quick "hi and bye" turned into a...(what comes before part B?)

I'm weird

This is a REAL conversation I just had with my home-skillet via g-chat:::

David: maximum stuntage ensue-eth
me: yep
David: indeedimus
me: hahah
werd
David: recess was optimus prime?
me: indeedimus
major crackage
David: seen zenith-ery
me: hahaha
thine only way
David: lol
Sent at 8:16 PM on Sunday

How TYLER PERRY became Commander of the Star Fleet...

For those that don't know, Tyler Perry played Admiral Richard Barnett in the motion picture "Star Trek." (2009)

Some of us may not have pegged him for a military man...UNTIL now:


Just another trophy on the mantle for ol' TP.

SIDEBAR: WHAT exactly would he have had to do to win first place???
Maybe, THIS.

Dear future wife...

"No spa but she still got her facial..." - Gilles via Epitome of Arrogance

Sex-Ed has gone straight to Hell...

Public schools ain't what they used to be...

Republicans trying to get cooler?

Taken from Huff Post a while back...
Republican National Committee chair Michael Steele, in an interview with the Washington Times, says he's planning an "off the hook" public relations offensive to attract young blacks and Hispanic voters.

The RNC's first black chairman will "surprise everyone" when updating the party's image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, on television and in print, he told The Washington Times.

"There was underlying concerns we had become too regionalized and the party needed to reach beyond our comfort" zones, he said, citing defeats in such states as Virginia and North Carolina. "We need messengers to really capture that region - young, Hispanic, black, a cross section ... We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings."

If you're not familiar with this guy, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE acquaint yourselves by clicking HERE.

Now look at this movement in action:::

George W. Bush pardons John Forte. NO BIGGIE. I mean, he only had $1.4 million worth of liquid cocaine...

Daddy Yankee endorses John McCain. Gasolina is about energy independence?

Coincidence??? I THINK NOT.

Ok, so here's the deal...

I'm FROM Atlanta. I moved there when I was 6... BUT, I was born in BROOKLYN. I LOVE the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS, The Yankees (the WORLD CHAMPION Yankees), and the Knicks. With that being said...

NY GIANTS::: Defense wins championships. Here are our Ronnies, Ralphs, Bobbys, Michaels, and Rickys (new editions)
Perry Fewell - DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR

From free agency...
Antrel Rolle - Safety

And in the draft...
Jason Pierre-Paul - Defensive End

Linval Joseph - Defensice Tackle

Phillip Dillard - Linebacker


Other arrivals: Adrian Tracy - Linebacker
Chad Jones - Safety

NY Yankees::: We straight...Still got C.C., Jete, and A-roids.

NY Knicks::: We're out of the playoffs this year, so I'm pretty much supporting whatever will make THIS happen...

JAY WEST - DRUGS + CANDY LISTENING SESSION

MY MAN 20 GRAND. U know we gotta be tight if I'm posting ANYTHING that has to move Ciara's video down a spot...

jayWEST: drugs + CANDY from Decatur Dan on Vimeo.

Shouts out to the good folks over @ Chemlab for letting this one loose.

CIARA feat. LudaFED - RIDE

I OFFICIALLY forgive her for that whole "bow wow" incident...

FIGHT THE POWER.

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE @ ITS FINEST.

About the pics: FEMEN, a Ukrainian women's movement, protests in Kiev against sexual harassment of students by university professors.

*Books ticket to Ukraine*

ADVICE TO WOMEN: leave your watch @ home

hahahah::: look @ the advice @ the bottom...

SEAN FALYON - SFBE Release "comes before part b"

That's partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for y'all slow folks...

SEAN FALYON x ADIDAS : SFBE Release Event in ATL from Sean Falyon on Vimeo.

Lots of family in this one: Jay West, Savage, was that LO???

"Chipper, Dapper, T.I.P.persnapper"

Good to see this guy back to business. Monday's the day.

Obey Your Thirst

Ladies, one ejaculation has 150mg of protein, 11mg of carbs, 6mg fat, 3mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc.The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white.women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression.The ingesting of it is called 'spermophagia'. Studies suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer.

So I implore you now and forever, swallow as though your life depended upon it...because it does!

PSA endorsed by Kashif Forbes.

THE CANINE SHUFFLE

Artwork for mah'new song. Produced by Algorythm. Download link coming tomorrow. Get Ready...

REVENUE RETRIEVERS

These ni**as is gettin' GUAP.

DC PARKING ENFORCEMENT:

There are signs that say "No standing nightly 9p-5a." You know where those signs are? On the blocks adjacent to SEVEN of the most popular nightclubs/lounges in the city.

ZOE SALDANA:

Yep. Star Trek + AVATAR = GAOPELE.

KELIS:

Alls I gotta say is it's cheaper to keep her...

AKON:

This shiny ni**a signed T-Pain and LADY GAGA.

Honorable mention:
WIZ KHALIFA

The young stoner moved 30K independently. Cheers.

LIL WAYNE - I'm Single

...bet Drake wrote this hook...or Souljah Boy Tellem...

"It's bout to get nasty...PORK RINDS"

ABC - JEALOUS GIRL (must watch on mute)

That shower scene is like if the Disney Channel and the TV show, "OZ" had a bastard child.

Unless you're a Catholic priest, this video is NSFW..."shots fired"

E-40 SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN ROSETTA STONE

So, here's a slang battle from 2 years ago...YES, I said it...SLANG BATTLE.


E-40's Book of Slang due to be published on Warner Books REAL SOON.

Is the "pee dream" the ORIGINAL wet dream???

Think about it.

For those that don't know, the "pee dream" occurs most commonly among children between the ages of 5 and 12. It begins with a dream. In this dream, one attempts to urinate using the proper facility but, to his/her dismay, such facilities are merely a subconscious product. In actuality, "you done peed the bed."

"Not if you were in Brooklyn..."

Prolly wouldn't be none of that pinnin' birthday money to shirts and sh*t...

INTERVIEW PIMPAGE

"When the bright lights are on, THESE folks are in their finest hour..."

BROADWAY JOE NAMATH (0:15 sec mark)


IRON MIKE TYSON (0:36 sec mark)


LIONEL RICHIE'S DAUGHTER


MILLIONAIRE...(the WHOLE DAMN THING)

He DEFINITELY smashed.

So, who laid down the BEST mack???

STILL "day dreamin' 'bout dancin' w/ Ciara..."

"SLOW TWERK"

Ciara feat. Chris Bridges - RIDE (tagged the f*ck up)

WRESTLING AIN'T FAKE...

Booker T takes it to the street.
(Pay close attention to the 25 sec mark)

Ain't seen Hollywood Hulk Hogan since...

But he ain't the first brother to keep it funky on camera...

If the Black community was a super-hero, who would play super-villain?

RIMS:


OJ SIMPSON:


Every time we get a leg up, the juice gets loose...

And of course the ARCH-NEMESIS...

KFC's DOUBLE DOWN: "bacon, two different kinds of melted cheese, the Colonel’s secret sauce... pinched in between two pieces of Original Recipe chicken fillets."

NOT to be confused with...

THE LUTHER BURGER: "a hamburger (specifically a bacon cheeseburger), with a grilled glazed donut in place of the bun."

*SOMEHOW, makes the Baconator look like a garden salad... *

Mobilize Your Fresh

I PHONE FAMILY::: Cool Guy App allows you to mix and match the intricacies of your wardrobe to a tee. (T-shirt fanatics, PUN INTENDED) Ever needed to run home for a sec to change clothes? Well now, you can @ least have an idea about what you're gonna grab.

Pros: access to your ENTIRE closet from your phone.

Cons: you ACTUALLY have to take pictures of EVERYTHING in your closet.

Funny thing is, I have like 5 apps...somehow, THIS is one of 'em.

I'M LATE: (kinda) NEW MURZICK: Big Boi - Shutterbug

I can't believe I saw this a week ago and CHOSE not to listen until today...I don't wanna win... :( FTL. Forgive me. It's jammin'.

Off his DEBUT SOLO::: Sir Luscious Leftfoot: The Son of Chico Dusty slated for a July 6, 2010 release.

J.COLE CAN RAP. FOR REAL.

Just peeped this video. Apparently, this will be the first single off his forthcoming project...Sucka Emcees, YIKES!

NEWS FLASH!!!

"THESE hoes ain't got NO MORALS." - motto from Spring Break 2010

TIGER'S DAD = THE NEW TUPAC

Still making hits from beyond the grave...my main man Earl.
THE BEST part about this commercial is that Nike DIDN'T drop him. Tiger's winning right now...if he keeps Elin, it's a wrap.

5 RAP SONGS WHITE PEOPLE LOVE.

Gauranteed, or your money back. White people LOVE these songs:

(in NO particular order)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back


Tupac - Changes


50 Cent - In Da Club


Flo Rida feat T-Pain - Low


Nelly - Hot in Herre


Honorable mention: Petey Pablo's Freek-a-Leek

Now playing @ local Bar Mitzvahs, keggers, I-pod workout playlists, and ANY non-divine 9 sorority house.

THE TOP 5 MOST SERIOUS SITCOM MOMENTS!!!

In NO particular order...

Jesse Spano takes caffiene pills.


Will's Dad comes back...and then leaves again.


Monica Carson was shot.


"Damn, damn, damn."


Any episode of Roc.
(sorry folks, they wouldn't let me embed...)

BUT, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxcF7xz4mM8 AND http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOjtm81Ars&feature=related

So here's the drilly...

I'm a rapper. I created this blog to connect you with my music...and to a greater extent, my life...ENJOY.

DOWNLOADABLE SONG (up and to the right)

"Y'all come back ya'hear?"

Before there was R Kelly's "Pee on u"...

Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday



Don't believe that's his voice? I took the liberty of finding a LIVE performance from Mr. Zonday...

Jay West - Drugs+CANDY trailer!!!

Drugs+Candy Trailer from CHEMlab on Vimeo.

My potna, Mr. West.

And so he says, "People are so infatuated with the cocaine era. That's not exactly what this is. With the music on my mixtape DRUGS+CANDY a lot of the drug references are used to draw a parallel between some of my vices. Sex, conflict and vanity are just a few that have their hooks in me. This trailer represents a visual of that conflict."

DOWNLOAD FOR THE FREESKI: http://www.zshare.net/audio/74686095288f2e3d/

-jayWEST

Directed by Phil the Gee Oh Dee.

Drugs+CANDY coming soon!!!

MAX PEEPAGE: www.gojaywest.com

Movies I wanna see!

BABIES


To my surprise, it still didn't come out. Lucky me.

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET


My ni**a Fred is back @ that a**!

TRON LEGACY


"scooby-fruity"

THE A-TEAM


You GOT to be scared of a ni**a named B.A. Baracus.

MOTHER AND CHILD


Peep Sam getting it popped...

MO' DEE GOODZ!!!

THE BRUHS.

Dope concept.

Takes me back.

DOWNLOADAGE: http://usershare.net/2DopeBoyz/k4bo8v19zj2a