"I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack..."

Anecdotal story #1: (SCENE)Border Patrol stops illegal alien:

Border Patrol: "What the heller you doing buddy?"
Alien: "..."
BP: "Well? I reckon you better tell me something buddy...I've got this sneakin' suspicion that yuur not sposedta be in this country...are ya?"
A: "..."
BP: "I'll tell ya what...I'll letcha go on yuur merry way if you can use these three words in a sentence: PINK, GREEN, and YELLOW."
A: "...uh...um...I getta call on the phone. It goes green green green. I pink it up...and says Yellow?"

..........................aaaah what do yous know about funny anyway??? Here's the damn video:

Yelawolf - Pop The Trunk from Motion Family on Vimeo.