My Potna Dem: JAY WEST!

"The Language" - Jay West from CHEMlab. on Vimeo.

So all my potnas are...how do u say? DOPE.

Jay West. "The Language." Drugs + Candy. GOJAYWEST.COM.

Get w/ it.

Scandal! Ex-Presidential sex tape!

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Bush eats the pussy...

CONDOM FACE

Art is beautiful.

I'm eccentric.

That's my face.

I BE RAPPING.

"When I Graduate Law School, I Wanna be a Rapper" (mixtape) coming soon.

I'll keep you posted.
By posting.

THE QUALITY THAT MAKES YOU WIFEY

It’s not your legs… It’s not your eyes… It’s not even how good you smell… It is, however, your beautiful “Fuck It”…

This is a quality that, when exhibited even by an “unattractive” woman, creates an intense tangle of desire and intrigue by their male counterparts. “Fuck It” is genuine. “Fuck It” is self-sufficiency. “Fuck It” is not only knowing that there are other fish in the sea…“Fuck It” is the bait.

Don’t be fooled, “Fuck It” is not playing hard to get… there is no game about this. Either you got it or you don’t. But…

Ladies…and I say this with utmost respect…just “Fuck It”!

MOVIES I WANNA SEE!

The Muhf*ckin' Road = MORTENSEN



20 Muhf*ckin 12 = CUSACK



In-Muhf*ckin'-ception = DICAPRIO



The Men Who Stare At Muhf*ckin' Goats = CLOONEY



Good Muhf*ckin' Hair = ROCK



FYI: I'm a MOVIE FANATIC

p.s.: I don't even curse...like for real...

MARTY MAR

Renewed appreciation for the modern-day sitcom. My roommate bought seasons 1-5.

I.
Just.
Can't.
Stop.
Watching.

GREAT TV. Do yourself a favor and get @ that. ASAPtually.

WHO SAYS MATH CAN'T BE FUN?

Paraphrasing President Obama re: Mr. West's latest award show outburst.

AUDIO JUST POSTED!!!

"I ain't saying I woulda done it...but, I understand."

Bills players are concerned with their privacy and safety after the front lawn of a home belonging to cornerback Leodis McKelvin was vandalized following Buffalo's season-opening loss to New England.

High and Lowlights posted. 1:53 mark (Williams v. Patricks).



As Chris Rock so eloquently put it...

JAY MUH'F*CKIN' WEST

NEW AUDIO: Jay West "Paper Girls"

QUOTE FROM MR. MUH'F*CKIN' himself:
>OK. So I’ve just entered the room. My smell is a mix of some strange woman’s perfume and my own cologne. A boyish face that’s won many hearts, says I’m up to no good. I slink over to my sofa and open my laptop to write. I slump, then, I slouch. My posture is poor like a stoner’s, my shoulders damn near touching my ears. My shirt’s hanging on my lanky body and my pants sagging. My eyes glaze when i laugh, but no, I’m not high. Outfitted in the hopes of pushers but hardly am I that type of hustler. I do want that same type of reckless freedom, though. So what am I after and what are the means to my end? More or less, I sell real estate on dreamscapes. Listening to a song and tapping my toes. I think I have an idea...


" h m m . . . l e t ' s s e e . . . "


Listen to "PAPER GIRLS"

MY FIRST POST.

In the most appropriate fashion imaginable...