Lil' Wayne v. Quincy Jones III: the hilarious deposition

Of all the f*cks that could be given, Lil' Wayne gave none.  He is suing Quincy Jones III over the use of his music in a documentary made of himself.

Fast forward to my favorite part at 4:53. "You know he can't save you right? In the real world. That guy right there. *points to judge* He can't save you in the real world. Just so you know."

check it out here, here and here.

Rapping Lawyer. Just Ask My Employer.

Ok. So, by now, you may have heard that I'm a lawyer. Like, a real one. There's an equally baffling rumor circulating throughout this great nation that somehow, I'm also a rapper...Like, a good one (music streaming below). That being said, I remain ASTONISHED by Juaquin Malphurs' ability to educate me in BOTH professions. OBSERVE.



Click EACH link below.

1st Verse:::
"I fucked my money up, damn
Now I can't re-up
Ran up in his spot, just to get my stacks up
Now I'm back on deck,
So shawty what the fuck you want
Heard he talkin shit, but this ain't what the fuck you want
Locked my CEO up
Now it's back to coka
Niggas talkin shit bruh, hang him by a ropa
Hit em with the choppa
Call that shit hot lava
Call me waka flocka
aka young wild nigga
Aka young drug dealer
Got purp, got kush, got pills got white
In the trap all night with the hard and the soft
Stacks on the flo' *watch keep the water whippin*
Shook it to the left then he shook it to the right
So icey brick boys got it all night
These lame ass niggas ain't got no fight
Kick in my door we gon shoot out all night
Home of he Braves shawty shoot em with a K"

I know what you're thinking...WOW.