"I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack..."

Anecdotal story #1: (SCENE)Border Patrol stops illegal alien:

Border Patrol: "What the heller you doing buddy?"
Alien: "..."
BP: "Well? I reckon you better tell me something buddy...I've got this sneakin' suspicion that yuur not sposedta be in this country...are ya?"
A: "..."
BP: "I'll tell ya what...I'll letcha go on yuur merry way if you can use these three words in a sentence: PINK, GREEN, and YELLOW."
A: "...uh...um...I getta call on the phone. It goes green green green. I pink it up...and says Yellow?"

..........................aaaah what do yous know about funny anyway??? Here's the damn video:

Yelawolf - Pop The Trunk from Motion Family on Vimeo.

SMKA + A.LEON CRAFT + SYMPHONY???

The good folks over at SMKA are into some dope stuff.
A.Leon Craft agrees.
Hell, even CNN knows.
The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra JUST found out.
MAXIMUM PEEPAGE:



Splendifferous good looks for all parties involved.

I.AM.BACK.

Hello world, it's been a minute. Posts coming.

My Potna Dem: JAY WEST!

"The Language" - Jay West from CHEMlab. on Vimeo.

So all my potnas are...how do u say? DOPE.

Jay West. "The Language." Drugs + Candy. GOJAYWEST.COM.

Get w/ it.

Scandal! Ex-Presidential sex tape!

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Bush eats the pussy...

CONDOM FACE

Art is beautiful.

I'm eccentric.

That's my face.

I BE RAPPING.

"When I Graduate Law School, I Wanna be a Rapper" (mixtape) coming soon.

I'll keep you posted.
By posting.

THE QUALITY THAT MAKES YOU WIFEY

It’s not your legs… It’s not your eyes… It’s not even how good you smell… It is, however, your beautiful “Fuck It”…

This is a quality that, when exhibited even by an “unattractive” woman, creates an intense tangle of desire and intrigue by their male counterparts. “Fuck It” is genuine. “Fuck It” is self-sufficiency. “Fuck It” is not only knowing that there are other fish in the sea…“Fuck It” is the bait.

Don’t be fooled, “Fuck It” is not playing hard to get… there is no game about this. Either you got it or you don’t. But…

Ladies…and I say this with utmost respect…just “Fuck It”!

MOVIES I WANNA SEE!

The Muhf*ckin' Road = MORTENSEN



20 Muhf*ckin 12 = CUSACK



In-Muhf*ckin'-ception = DICAPRIO



The Men Who Stare At Muhf*ckin' Goats = CLOONEY



Good Muhf*ckin' Hair = ROCK



FYI: I'm a MOVIE FANATIC

p.s.: I don't even curse...like for real...

MARTY MAR

Renewed appreciation for the modern-day sitcom. My roommate bought seasons 1-5.

I.
Just.
Can't.
Stop.
Watching.

GREAT TV. Do yourself a favor and get @ that. ASAPtually.