REVENUE RETRIEVERS

These ni**as is gettin' GUAP.

DC PARKING ENFORCEMENT:

There are signs that say "No standing nightly 9p-5a." You know where those signs are? On the blocks adjacent to SEVEN of the most popular nightclubs/lounges in the city.

ZOE SALDANA:

Yep. Star Trek + AVATAR = GAOPELE.

KELIS:

Alls I gotta say is it's cheaper to keep her...

AKON:

This shiny ni**a signed T-Pain and LADY GAGA.

Honorable mention:
WIZ KHALIFA

The young stoner moved 30K independently. Cheers.

LIL WAYNE - I'm Single

...bet Drake wrote this hook...or Souljah Boy Tellem...

"It's bout to get nasty...PORK RINDS"

ABC - JEALOUS GIRL (must watch on mute)

That shower scene is like if the Disney Channel and the TV show, "OZ" had a bastard child.

Unless you're a Catholic priest, this video is NSFW..."shots fired"

E-40 SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN ROSETTA STONE

So, here's a slang battle from 2 years ago...YES, I said it...SLANG BATTLE.


E-40's Book of Slang due to be published on Warner Books REAL SOON.

Is the "pee dream" the ORIGINAL wet dream???

Think about it.

For those that don't know, the "pee dream" occurs most commonly among children between the ages of 5 and 12. It begins with a dream. In this dream, one attempts to urinate using the proper facility but, to his/her dismay, such facilities are merely a subconscious product. In actuality, "you done peed the bed."

"Not if you were in Brooklyn..."

Prolly wouldn't be none of that pinnin' birthday money to shirts and sh*t...

INTERVIEW PIMPAGE

"When the bright lights are on, THESE folks are in their finest hour..."

BROADWAY JOE NAMATH (0:15 sec mark)


IRON MIKE TYSON (0:36 sec mark)


LIONEL RICHIE'S DAUGHTER


MILLIONAIRE...(the WHOLE DAMN THING)

He DEFINITELY smashed.

So, who laid down the BEST mack???

STILL "day dreamin' 'bout dancin' w/ Ciara..."

"SLOW TWERK"

Ciara feat. Chris Bridges - RIDE (tagged the f*ck up)

WRESTLING AIN'T FAKE...

Booker T takes it to the street.
(Pay close attention to the 25 sec mark)

Ain't seen Hollywood Hulk Hogan since...

But he ain't the first brother to keep it funky on camera...

If the Black community was a super-hero, who would play super-villain?

RIMS:


OJ SIMPSON:


Every time we get a leg up, the juice gets loose...

And of course the ARCH-NEMESIS...

KFC's DOUBLE DOWN: "bacon, two different kinds of melted cheese, the Colonel’s secret sauce... pinched in between two pieces of Original Recipe chicken fillets."

NOT to be confused with...

THE LUTHER BURGER: "a hamburger (specifically a bacon cheeseburger), with a grilled glazed donut in place of the bun."

*SOMEHOW, makes the Baconator look like a garden salad... *